Funny or Die Olympic Skater Post

Winter will soon be upon us, which means the cold weather brings people to the ice-rinks around the world. Ice-skating has always been a popular pastime for everyone, including people of all ages. If you are an ice-skating enthusiast or just enjoy this activity as something entertaining to do in an otherwise cold winter, you should check out these funny ice skating captions and quotes for Instagram.

Funny Ice Skating Captions and Quotes for Instagram

Our ice-skating rink is nearly frozen enough! But we need your help for a bigger push.

I ❤️ during this time of year🎢 when the weather cools and ice skating is back on. πŸ•Ί

Oh boy, that ice rink sure is slippery.

Oh no, that's embarrassing—I just almost took someone out while ice skating.

Don't spend your life waiting to be perfect, just get out on the ice and enjoy all the beauty there is to see.

If you knew how to ice-skate, wouldn't you? Balance face.

Winter is coming, so start practicing your skating skills.

Like a penguin on ice.

I'm a kiss and tell kind of skater.

Oh no! The ice is melting! How will I be able to continue my ice-skating routine? 😱😱😱 #funny #ice #rink

This is more like ice skating with friends.

Back to school means back to ice skating lessons! πŸŒ§πŸŽ‰ #schoolsout

Who's ready to skate? We'll race you over the ice! ☀

Confident kids don't fear skating. They KNOW they will be at home on the ice. #GottaSkate To Feel the Feeling

On the ice and loving this cool wintry blast.

Pulling out my skates and misjudging how cold the ice is. ##

It's #NationalIceSkatingDay! There are so many fun ways to lace up and show off your skills.

Ice skating has been on our mind this season. What's on yours? πŸ‚☃

For beginners and experts alike, walking in circles on ice is really fun. In winter, everyone's a kid again.

Better at ice skating than knitting, apparently. 😲 #ice #skating #lol

Skating shows off that glamorous figure πŸ‘™ πŸ” 😎

When you'd rather go ice-skating than rock climbing. 😁

We go skating in any weather. #ilovenyc #pickles #newyorkcity

Ice skating, On one foot! πŸ˜‚πŸ€

For the skaters, and the fans of ice skating.

Aisle be ice skating today.

Nothings' better than ice skating with the squad. #icenotchicken

Sexy moves on the ice… We know what you're thinking… she knows how to skate.

To ice skate is human. To fall is awkward.

Watch out for those blades, guys. Here's to hoping your ice-skating skills are better than your penalty shootout skills 😜

I'm the queen of ice. You're skating on my turf now. Behold my fanciness.

The older I get the more I realize there's just something about being out on the ice. It's such an exhilarating feeling—like all of your worries just melt away.

Ice skating has always been a magical sport. I love it because it is essentially you, ice, blades and enough creativity to make it all happen.

How do you spell relief? Ice Skating.

The perfect ice-skating song, go check it out.

When you're an adult and you put real ice skates on for the first time in forever and they're surprisingly comfortable #yesitssodeadlyawkward #iceisnice #iceisthickandfluffy

Practically perfect in every way. #ice #skating #🎢

The ice is slippery, so I am staying on the waxed part of the floor. πŸ‘Ÿ

You had me at Ice Skating‽🏺

Check out the funniest rink in the town! The ice is always smooth. πŸ‘

Skating on fresh snow…the best ❄️ #ice #skating #funny

There's no better metaphor for falling in love than a crash course in ice skating.

What a winter. I'm just glad it was ice skating season when it hit.

When it's too cold to play hockey but you're still in a skating mood.

Look hot on the ice like a figure skater. ❄️ It's back to school season—don't forget to stay cool with our iced beverages ☕️!

I don't like the cold, but I Love ice skating!

When the cold gets going…Ice Skates to Beat the Heat.

There's only one thing better than ice skating on a frozen pond, and that's flying through the air with your soulmate.

Eating ice cream is great. Ice skating while eating ice cream is way better. 🍦

This is why you always leave an ice-skating session with a little bit of a sore ankle 😱

I can see her breath; Doesn't that mean it is colder? #ice #skating #cold

Skate a little taller, sleep a little longer. Skate like you're playing hockey for the Stanley Cup, and sleep as if you were an NBA All-Star.

Skate on, friends.

Sharing a laugh as icy memories are made.

There's an extra twinkle in your eye when you glide around the rink. You're Having a Blast!

She meant to do that. It takes a lot of balance AND talent for that kind of stunt on ice skates.

When you try and do a toe loop but your hands touch the ice first #isuccess

Skating through the winter cityscape, where snow and ice are polished to perfection.

But when I look at you out there and watch you skate, I see something so gracefully and assuredly beautiful, like everything in the world is right where it should be.

Despite what people say ice skating is a ton of fun. πŸ˜ƒ

This is me every time I join an ice-skating class. πŸ˜‚

Wishing I was a better ice skater. I'm more of a rough ice glider.

Think you know winter? Take on the ultimate ice-skating challenge in a pair.

I've fallen and I can't get up! Ha-ha! Joke's on me. I'm laying on an ice rink floor πŸ₯Ά 🌨

Ice skating is so much fun; there's no way to fall or fail. It just makes me feel like an actual Disney princess, despite my inability to skate lol. Happy Friday everyone! #goals 🀸🏻

I'm a bit of a gourmet skater. I love it when the ice is hard and smooth, not too much humidity in the air, and no ghastly music playing.

My ice-skating abilities are so bad, I should open an ice rink.

Today I learned that ice skating is a winter sport.

Fun makes the ice easier to skate on. #HalloweenInJuly

Sliding into fall with this cardigan πŸ‘Œ #ice-skating

Let me tell you 'bout this ice. ❄️ It's cold and wet and the perfect place for a bar slip 'n slide.

Did your ice-skating partner leave you? Here's a group to help you find a new one and get on the ice again. 😁😜

These ice-skating season makes us want to throw a pumpkin carving party πŸŽƒ

Ice skating isn't as easy as it looks. You don't stop when you want to; you have to start when you want to.

What's the best way to cool off on a hot summer day? Ice skating of course! Get ready for the cold and grab your skates πŸ‘Ÿ.

To the skating rink! #ice #rink #springskate

When you see a girl fall on ice, do the right thing. Pick her up and buy her an adult beverage, #treatyoself

This time of year, you're guaranteed to have a blast whenever you go ice skating. Skating in the wintertime is one of the most fun things to do!

I'm all a-flutter about ice skating in Central Park πŸ•Ί This is going to be the best Halloween ever. #christmascaptions

Ice skating with my local fit stars is how I get through the winter, and you can too!

ICE. SKATING. PARTY. #frozen

When you're done skating for the day but the music is still playing so you try to dance your way off the ice. ❄️😎

Lace up your skates and hit the ice this weekend for some fun, exercise, and hot chocolate.

She's a bad girl AND a good skater πŸŒ™πŸ˜Ž

You know you're addicted to ice skating when you can't stop thinking about YOUR 60TH SLICE OF PIZZA. #iceSkating

Have you heard about this new trend called ice skating? πŸ‚ #capitalthree #thursday

Come to the rink and give it a shot! You can either win or lose, but it's definitely better than watching from the sidelines. #ice_skating

Just kidding, I love to ice skate. #iloveskating

There's no better way to spend a crisp fall day than ice skating with your friends. #FallisHere #FriendsAreTheBest

You know it's fall when it feels like someone's been murdered on the lake ice. #winter #ice #skating

What a great time to get in on the ice! πŸ‚

All these people thinking they are so cool skating around with their big old jacket on and hiding their phone under there. #shame

Once you try you never forget …Ice skating.

Funny Ice Skating Captions

Ice skating is so much fun—but it's a little more fun when the laughter outshines the tears. πŸ˜ƒ

It's almost like you're not even there #iceskating

When the weather gets cold, you can still get hot by putting on some skates.

You should see what I can do on this ice.

#ICYMI, our coffee breaks are always on point πŸ“Έ @mimijobeach #starbucks

Cool ice-skating moves; while wearing glasses. Did I just go viral? πŸŽ₯

Ice skating is a real blast. But it's harder than it looks.

How's your balance? Heading to the ice rink but terrified of falling on your butt? Relax. We all fall, like, a lot. #balance #ice skating

When you go to an outdoor rink completely unprepared because who was thinking it could get this cold in OCTOBER?

Ice to see you! ☃❄️

Enjoying the nostalgia of ice skating in the streets #london #ice #skate

When the weather outside is frightful, there's nothing cozier than an ice-skating rink.

Is anyone else constantly trying to knock their knees together to keep from falling over? #ice skating #smirking #funny #fail

What do you mean we don't have ice skates? 😬

The only thing better than a pumpkin spice latte is an #icebladeskating selfie 😍

Look at the ice and not in the mirror πŸ‘€ #iceyπŸ˜‚.

Ice skating is the very best way to spend time with someone you care about.

I don't always go ice skating with my dogs… But when I do, I usually slip and fall on my butt. πŸ˜†

The last time I tried ice skating I almost broke my nose.

It's not just hot coffee that's perfect for a cool day. A fresh, cool beverage is a must for an activity like ice skating 🎑

When in doubt, give 'em the old side-salmon. #IceSkating #Sketch02

Skate out everyone's stress with $5 rentals at the Ice Rink in downtown Tampa. $5 includes rental, admissions and skate rental.

When you ice skate in the midst of a typhoon. πŸ˜” #ice skating

Rev up your ice skates and get ready for a night of heart-pounding, frosty fun.

Whether you're in line or on the ice, get ready for a good time at hockey arenas across America this winter with @nhlblackhawks. #WinterClassic

Ice is for ice cream 🍨

Ice, ice, baby. πŸ₯ΆπŸ‘€

When you've been skating for TWO hours but it still feels like you're just getting started 😜 #greatoutdoors

There are few things more awe-inspiring than the first time you realize you can skate backward without any help.

Whoa Nelly! Great job Ice skating on that frozen pond of yours!

Ice skating is the best workout to build those calf muscles πŸƒ‍♀️ #WallStreetJournal

Pull up with that sass and glide onto the ice. It's moustache time. #ice #skating #moustache

Thanksgiving is here! What are you thankful for? #ice #skating

When you get a bit too used to your new skates and end up feeling like a Disney Princess #icedance

Ha-ha! You slip and slide, but I glide on the ice.

Rink side at the Ice Rink. The perfect place to feel like a kid for all of 36 seconds. #ice #iceicebaby

All the skaters, all the riders—all the skaters with their kids in tow. So good!

With our Bonjour ice creams πŸ˜‹

Can't think of anything better than a day on the ice 🌨☔ #2iceskatingcaptions

Late to the party, #OlympicStarIce team! We're here for all of this ice-skating action. #GetHookedOnTheseFeelings

I forgot how painful ice skating is #thestruggle #iceisgettingcold

I ice skate to get rid of my apple-shaped body.

Funny Ice Skating Captions and Quotes for Instagram
Funny Ice Skating Captions

Funny Ice Skating Quote

It's our favourite season yet—winter. When the wind whips and the fire inside is crackling, it's time to get skating 🎑 # #

Putting on my skates to be awesome at fun things and make memories that I'll never forget. (Off to rollerblading school!)

Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Laugh in the face of winter with some good old-fashioned fun. 🌨

So, you think ice skating is easy? Think again. 😠

They say that the second person to ice skate on a lake invented ice fishing.

I feel energized just watching this ice skater πŸ’ͺ.

Get out your ice skates and feel the smooth glide of gliding around.

We all scream for ice cream!

Every winter when I go ice skating, it reminds me how much there is to love about winter. Steam rises from the frozen pond, cold air nips at my cheeks, and the rink's holiday lights twinkle in the twilight.

The only way to skate on a frozen pond is if your best friend pushes you around in a mini-ice-hockey sled. 😡 😜

We couldn't imagine a better way to cool off this summer #iceskating

This #Wintersession feels like a thing of beauty when you're sliding around on the ice.

Nothing beats the feeling of one foot on ice.

#GetOutOnTheIce sweet winter 😜

I feel like a penguin on land…I can't walk without sliding into something #icewalkproblems

When you but falls asleep and it feels like you've got a new third leg. πŸ˜‚ #happyskating

Skating is just one of those things that you either have an aptitude for or you don't. And just like most things, there's no point in analysing what has gone wrong until you've had a drink.

Ice skating: The surest way to travel from A to B while looking in c.

Ice skating is a great way to work your core, and strengthen muscles in your glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. I could skate forever!

You skate with your arms and you dance with your feet. You know what that makes you? A windmill! #winter #funny

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream. 🍦🍦 #ice #skating #fall

Datable because: they look adorable skating, but also can take a mean selfie.

Maybe if we stay on the opposite sides of the ice, it'll keep us from falling in love.

Ice skating is the best winter date idea ever. #ice-skating #winterdate #fall

It's too cold to skate now but in about three months the rink will be packed and all of these ice pad jumpers will be comically waiting on their pegs.

There's no such thing as too much ice skating.

Somewhere in the world, a penguin is ice skating and he looks amazing. #iceicebaby

A blast from the past, because some skills are timeless. #ice #skating

Finding two tickets to get into the Winter Olympics has you like.

Alright let's get this ice show on the road (and I do mean that literally because we have to put this damn tent up)

When you mistime your jumps and face-plant the ice at an ice rink.

Ice skating in the winter is like stumbling around drunk.

Ice skating just got a whole lot easier in these skates that are sized just for me. I'm leaving my mark with every step.

Life is a relentless ice-skating rink. We all slip and fall, but let's get up and try again.

Let's grab a hot chocolate, take a spin around the rink, and gear up for winter (with a new pair of ice skates, of course). Happy Friday!

Ice skating isn't just for Sunday afternoons; add your favourite @Disney song and take to the ice rink at home. 😎

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